the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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