There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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