Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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