Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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