I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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