Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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