We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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