no. you can't hotbox the world.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You're like the curious george of whores
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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