she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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