never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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