Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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