she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
this is an emotional support booty call
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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