I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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