How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
