We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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