WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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