He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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