Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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