He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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