**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I love having hate sex.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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