the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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