Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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