that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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