Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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