just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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