My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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