Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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