did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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