please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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