I hate all girls vehemently.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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