Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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