just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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