I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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