you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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