I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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