Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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