I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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