After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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