The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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