if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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