Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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