It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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