Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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