return my video game
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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