you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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