I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
tell me about the fingering
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