I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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