I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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