they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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