In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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