just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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