when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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